She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
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slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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