At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
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thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
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I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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