I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I need a beard to bite.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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