Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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