He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
