Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
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