and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
false alarm, still single
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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