I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Randomize
