I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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