I wish I only lived at night.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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