so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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