i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
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I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
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I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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