dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
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told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
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I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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