if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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