i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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