they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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