Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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