i love accidental penises.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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