Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
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you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Holy shit dude........stairs
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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