so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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