We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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