OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
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I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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