I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
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Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
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It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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