No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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