Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
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So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
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Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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