Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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