it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
no. you can't hotbox the world.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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