I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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