I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
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My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
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I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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