is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
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His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
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