me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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