quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
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just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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