I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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