But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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