That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
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wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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