we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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