Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
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If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
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Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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