in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
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Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
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I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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