I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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