he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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