Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
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No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
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Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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