Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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