Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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