drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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