i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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