Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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