she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
