batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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