But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
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Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Hippo gnu deer
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
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Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize