I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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