I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
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Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
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Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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