Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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