i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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