That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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