so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
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It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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